You think you got it all figured out huh! Well, before joining the bandwagon, consider some of these things I found on the net. I'm sure the wife will not be pleased. Just kidding babe!
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring (Okay, got that)
* The Wedding Ring (Got that too)
* The Suffe-Ring (I think I'll skip this, right wife?)
* The Endu-Ring (This I don't know)A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking, the husband gives and the wife takes.
They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love. After marriage, It is self-defence.
I live by one rule: Happy wife, happy life.
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